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"T H E W I S E S T M I N D
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is the ninth episode in a series about Maximilian, a boy with magical
thinking abilities who uses them to make things better. The words to “Oh Danny Boy,” filled the air around Maximilian
and the others sitting in The Front Row of Miss Wish’s music class.
The loudest and clearest voices were from the back row, the best singers.
Suzy sat in the back row and sang with the voice of an angel. Horse sat beside her. He used to sit beside Maximilian in The Front
Row when he had a hoarse voice from chronic post-nasal drip. Maximilian could hear Horse singing in harmony with Suzy’s voice.
He now had a serious voice for singing, like Suzy. Horse no longer had an interesting voice after he stopped eating nuts.
Everyone in The Front Row had interesting voices. Miss Wish just thought
they could not carry a tune. Maximilian moved his lips to the words. Miss Wish said The Front Row
should sing very softly, or better yet, just move their lips, so they
might benefit from hearing the voices of the best singers. And Miss Wish did not want to hear them singing her favourite song
in so many different keys at once. She had been very surprised, like everyone else, to see the changes
in Horse. She thought he was a new student. “I hope that boy with the terribly hoarse voice has moved far
away,” she said. “I would rather hear fingernails scratching
a chalkboard than him singing.” “What is your name, Boy?” she asked gruffly. “Danny,” he almost said, hiding a smirk, and then thought
better of it. “I am that boy,” Horse said. “I am allergic to nuts.
I have stopped eating them. I no longer have a hoarse voice.” “And I have contact lenses with a new, stronger prescription,”
he added, thinking that Miss Wish might be interested in knowing. “I
am no longer very near-sighted. I now have nice eyes.” “I see,” she said, looking down her nose at him. “Stand
up and sing the scales.” “Maybe there would be hope for you,” she added, as she
sent Horse to the back row. Maximilian had a sudden image of Bob Dylan, who had an interesting
voice, sitting in The Front Row looking suddenly hopeful at the thought
of no longer eating nuts. Magic is not forever; Maximilian thought with a sigh, remembering when
he had made things better for The Front Row with his magical thinking.
Miss Wish was back to being just the way she always was, maybe even
more so, like she was making up for lost time. He could use his magical thinking again, he thought, but sometimes
people had to learn for themselves. And maybe there is really no hope
for Miss Wish. Maximilian was relieved that Willow sat in the back row. She was very
sensitive and would feel hurt by the mean comments Miss Wish often made
to The Front Row. She did not have the voice of an angel. “You only have an average voice,” Miss Wish said. “But
you are tall. You will be able to project your voice to the front row,
better than anyone else.” “They can benefit from even hearing your average voice,”
she added. “They need all the help they can get.” “I am taller than 99% of the girls my age, but I am only average
at singing,” Willow often said to Suzy. “Suzy has the voice of an angel,” Miss Wish liked to say
to say to the others in the class. It was a reminder to them not to
feel too good about themselves. “And the new boy sings in perfect harmony with her,” she
added, no longer remembering that Horse, the boy with a terribly hoarse
voice who had stopped eating nuts, had ever existed. Horse glowed at being mentioned in the same breath as Suzy by Miss
Wish. Maybe I will tell Miss Wish that my name is Danny, he thought. It is
a name she is sure to remember. Suzy blushed and giggled nervously. Horse had told everyone that they really liked each other, but Suzy
was still getting used to really liking this new boy who used to be
the old Horse. “You can call me Danny,” Horse whispered to Suzy. He liked the idea of hearing Suzy sing, “Oh Danny Boy, I love
you so,” as she sat close to him. Maximilian was not listening to Suzy and Horse singing in harmony.
He was trying to hear Willow’s voice among the voices filling
the air around him. She would be trying very hard to project her voice
directly at him. “You are singing much too loudly, Willow,” shouted Miss
Wish over the voices filling the air. “I cannot hear Suzy singing
in harmony with the new boy.” Willow sank down in her desk and just moved her lips. Maximilian was angry. He knew that Willow would feel hurt. He wanted to be really mean to Miss Wish. He had a brief thought about
writing her telephone number in the boy’s washroom where it would
be easily seen. No, people act the way you treat them, he thought. That is what Willow
would say to him. When the class finished singing Oh Danny Boy, Maximilian raised his
hand. “Miss Wish,” he said. “Would you please sing that
song solo? You have a voice that sounds like a famous singer.”
Maximilian did not say that Miss Wish sounded like Bob Dylan. Miss Wish looked at Maximilian in stunned silence. She had never had
a student ask her to sing Oh Danny Boy solo, or compliment her on her
voice. “Well, well, I, I, well I, I,” she stammered, “would
absolutely love to sing Oh Danny Boy solo for you.” Maximilian smiled. Miss Wish needs all the help she can get, he thought. He had helped her finish her sentence when she was lost for words,
by thinking of words for her to say, like he helped Suzy when she told
Horace that she was getting serious about him. Miss Wish sat down at the piano and played and sang. “She really needs a guitar and harmonica,” Horse would
say later. When she had finished, Maximilian stood and said, “Three cheers
for Miss Wish.” The whole class looked at him in surprise, except for Willow. People
act like you treat them, she thought, and smiled proudly at Maximilian. “Hoot, hoot, hoot,” went Willow, standing tall. When a very popular girl goes “hoot, hoot, hoot,” the whole
class does it. Especially Suzy, if it is the popular thing to do. Miss Wish’s face looks very different, and younger, Maximilian
thought. And then he realized that she was smiling. “Thank you,” she said. She looks so much better, he thought. Maybe she has learned something.
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